I’m not a morning person
or a night time person
I don’t think I’m even a person
I’m an angel of the lord
I’m a Baggins of Bag End
I’m Bond, James Bond
no don’t do that i’ll fall in love with you
the fact that she’s alone makes it so much better
I’M FUCKING CRYING OUFHEWQOJIPGPK FUCK
HOLY SHIT I’M DYING HERE I CAN’T BREATH
TEARS ROLLING DOWN MY FACE.
OHmy hGOD WHAT IS THIS
WHY AM I LAUGHING SOGLDSG;AFSDGKAF HARD gOD;FSD’G
I LEGIT STARTED LAUGHING FROM THE FIRST SECOND ON!! AVBKSDVJNVAERVJ
Seriously considering uninstalling missing e so I can do this…
I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:
IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.
1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.
2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.
3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”
4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”
5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.
TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.
Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.
when seals open their mouths, they look like someone’s just said something that they’re horribly offended by.
i didnt choose the thug life my mom picked it out for me
it was on sale
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I HATE PEOPLE WHO CLAP WHEN THE PLANE LANDS
I HATE WHEN PEOPLE CLAP WHEN THE MOVIE ENDS
I HATE PEOPLE
WHY ARE WE SCREAMING
BECUASE WE HATE FUCKING PEOPLE
BUT FUCKING PEOPLE IS FUN
WELL I WOULDN’T KNOW THAT BECAUSE I HAVEN’T FUCKED ANYONE
this is like a really intense poem